I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between
The devil doesn’t come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for.
- Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
- Me: Someone told me to go to hell
- Me: Couldn't find it at first
- Me: But now I'm here
nothing more annoying than people you dislike copying you to a t. Can’t you at least wait a week and make it less obvious or something?