deadlyspoons:

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

(Source: whitedad, via alyssa--lauren)

  • Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
  • Me: Someone told me to go to hell
  • Me: Couldn't find it at first
  • Me: But now I'm here

nothing more annoying than people you dislike copying you to a t. Can’t you at least wait a week and make it less obvious or something?